GET YOUR CONFESSION OFF YOUR CHEST ....
Did a dog bite your bum while you were in the act?
Did a drunk lady fall asleep while she was pleasuring you?
Were you fishing around your lady's bits and pulled out an old condom?
Or what about long term sexual damp sqibs - were you ever in a sexual relationship where the sparks didn't fly?
BAD SEX I WANT IT
Ever had a sexual or dating encounter so bad it was funny? I am putting together a book on Sexual Disasters and want your funniest sexual anecdotes and stories for a book I am compiling on the cringeworthy aspects of sex - the side of sex you don't often see in erotic literature or in the movies.
I am looking for humorous anecdotes about real life sexual/dating experiences from the ridiculous to the totally disastrous (cramps in leg during sex, premature ejaculators, crooked penises etc).
Some of the themes I am looking for:
- worst seduction attempts
- worst group sex
- drunken sex
- sexual incompatibility - you were dating someone where the sex was a wet blanket
- dating disasters (what tipped you off that he/she was nuts)
- one night stand horror tales
- first sex with someone and how you knew his/her poor sexual technique was going to be a deal breaker
- enacting fantasies that go horribly wrong
- men/women who were extremely odd like this guy I slept with who wore kids' pyjamas.
This is a fabulous opportunity to get a link back to your blog or website in the book if I feature your story which can be as long or short as you wish. You can of course stay anonymous if you prefer. Please email your story to me giving your name and age or email a link to the story on your blog to emmakcontact@[remove]yahoo.com
10 comments:
I have one, and I'm going to post it soon.
Emmak, does my rendention of picking myself up at a bar count? BamaTrav
bamatrav.....lol....it just might!!!
Emma, some of the best sex I've ever had was in Baltimore. Interesting to see your preferences, Annie and Blow Up for movies. Carson McCullers for a writer. We need to work on the music selections, however.
So, my most humorous sexcapade. Funny that I found your site today, because, just yesterday, driving in the rain, I thought about writing up my 15 minutes of disastrous sex on a mafia yacht.
I'll finish it in the next couple of days and send it along.
Nobody is coming to the party so I will start.
Years ago on a first experience, I came as I entered her.
How shaemfull is that?
richard heath...sorry about the musical preferences - I have bad taste in music and freely admit I love yacht rock etc.
steve49w...seems pretty embarassing and thankfully has never happened to a guy I was with.
Emma,
There is a post up now at my blog...
http://glowinside.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/the-one-that-got-away-for-emma-k
Feel free to post it here. I'll mail you if this doesn't get through.
Steve.
I had sex with a woman once who was so fat she nearly sqaushed me to death..her heavy breathing was due to her asthma
I had a dog sniff my testes when I was in the act.
Hey,
I had a dating disaster recently although it is still a little raw - it's all on my blog but involved accidently setting fire to the table. Never a good thing :(
Kate x
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